What if birthmarks are the places that actually killed us in our past life? Like there’s this girl from school whose birthmark is a line on her neck. What if her throat was cut? I know this guy who has his birthmark on his whole left cheek. What if he was shot? My little sisters birthmark is a line straight down her stomach. What if she died on the operating table?
what she means: the series of unfortunate events could have been one of the most successful book to movie adaptations of our generation if brad silberling and robert gordon didn’t fuck it up by squishing the first three books into 107 minutes